impheired: stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable. (angry ♚ seriously iphone.)
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu ※ 九頭龍 冬彦 ([personal profile] impheired) wrote in [community profile] sparepartsbox 2015-01-30 10:02 pm (UTC)

[LOOK HE'S JUST NOT SURE HOW TO HELP FIND A HAMSTER, OKAY?? HAMSTERNAPPING ISN'T REALLY HIS AREA OF EXPERTISE. When in doubt, act like a jackass. It's the Kuzuryuuian way.]

I'm not psychic, dumbass! How am I supposed to know he was wearing gloves?! Or the bite strength of a goddamn hamster, for that matter!? I'm not the breeder, you are! But alright fine, I'll help you find him so just calm the fuck down.

First off: where are you? Your dorm? And please tell me you at least got a good look at the guy before he got away.
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