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A Call Me Out Meme has been discovered!

Okay, yeah there's nothing special about this, it's just your standard CMO but your only choices are Dangans. I wanted to have some fun with it, execute me why don't you. ANYHOO, just put the character you want in the subject line and let's have some fun! Please don't feel like you're limited to dangans just because they're the only characters I feel like playing right now, as always I love me some cross canon interactions. Brackets, prose, former game universes...it's whatever floats your SHSL Party Boat here. Just put the character you want in the subject line, give me a scenario, and have at it! (just please nothing age-inappropriate for Nagisa because he's literally 10, thank you!)

If you can't think of (or decide on) a scenario on your own, feel free to nab something off bakerstreet. Some suggestions are: the random scenario meme, tfln, the hurt/comfort meme, the body heat meme, the beach meme, the childhood meme, you should have knocked, the soulmates meme, caught in the rain

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What? Shingetsu-kun wouldn't think a bug guessing game is boring? But bugs are gross, right? Really gross! I know all the grossest bugs, too! So a bug guessing game with me would be the most grossest guessing game ever!

[Surely you wouldn't like a game about guessing bugs!!

...oh wait.]

Ohhhhh wait, I get it. It's not boring because you'd have lots to guess...but you wouldn't like playing it with me, right? Just because something's not boring doesn't mean it's fun or anything, right? I bet you just wanna show me how much smarter than me you are, right?

[That's what any sane person would want to do! He's gross and boring and stupid and everyone hates him for that, so that's gotta be what's going on here.]

Well I do know a lot of bugs. [A lot a lot! He moves to draw the outline of one said bug in the sand. It's not an artistic masterpiece, but the outline - much like the snake's head - is still pretty distinctive. Surely Nagisa will recognize the Rhinoceros Beetle.]

Do you know what that one is?

Edited 2017-01-14 21:38 (UTC)

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[What if she just... walked away. She could do that. Maybe his tattoo doesn't even match hers! She could just turn around and leave this Main Course jackass behind her. She'd probably be better off!!

...And then spend the rest of her life wondering if she'd royally screwed up meeting her One And Only soulmate. Which would absolutely be par for the course for her incredibly ordinary, average life.]

Sorry, I don't make a habit of looking toward the ground when I'm walking... [she says instead, holding up both hands as if to try to call a truce. While... simultaneously making fun of his height.]

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What? I-- no! That's not why I suggested it, I don't want to do that!

[Jataro...both of you know that Nagisa is the smarter one. He doesn't have to show that off, it's just a fact.]

I just thought...well...a game is more fun when all the players enjoy it, right? I like trivia, and you like bugs... I-it just made sense.

[When will you finally understand that he doesn't hate you, Jataro?]

Edited 2017-01-14 22:40 (UTC)

[Fuyuhiko stiffens, eyes going wide and once again blazing with rage. Short though he may be, that jab didn't go over his head. He reaches up, grabbing hold of Hajime's collar so that he can pull her down to eye level.]

You got a death wish or something, bitch? Call me short one more time, and your little finger's gonna be the only part of you that makes it back home.

Edited 2017-01-14 22:53 (UTC)

Gyaaah!

[She shrieks at getting pulled down, hands still half-raised as she stares wide-eyed at him. No, she takes it back, she doesn't need a soulmate like this!! She'll be lonely forever, it's fine!]

O-oi, let go, jerk! I never said that, just let go already!!

[Of course he knows that. And Nagisa knows that. That's the point! Isn't it fun showing off how smart you are?? Especially over someone like him?? Because you definitely hate him. All the Warriors hate him!]

...I guess that makes sense, yeah. I don't wanna ruin your fun or anything, so doing it that way makes a lot of sense. Then again, if I ruined your fun, you'd hate me a little bit more, so maybe we should do a snake guessing game!

[No, it's not fun!! Don't you know him at all?? He is humble and refined as a true leader should be, not boastful and overly proud.]

I wouldn't hate you for that. [He doesn't hate you at all. He never has. Sure, you can be a little annoying and weird sometimes but that's nothing to HATE you over...] If you want to keep making snakes, that's fine too. I just thought...you would enjoy bugs more.

[He knows him!! He just thought maybe that'd be fun!]

Should I pick something you don't like...? I could make a bunch of different kinds of worms and make you guess those. Would you hate me then?

[After he says that, he seems to give it a little thought before moving to finish his snake tooth.]

Actually...I won't do worms. When I'm done we can do bugs, if you still want to. Or we can play something else too.

[Assuming no one else comes along and interrupts them by then of course. Who knows when the other Warriors will find them, or some of the Remnants. Or if they'll have to leave by then. But he's also working pretty quick, so maybe they'd have time?]

I still wouldn't hate you for that. Remember? I can tell the difference between real worms and sand worms.

[But he's still glad Jataro isn't going to make them because ew.]

[Jataro doesn't say anything to that. He just continues working dutifully on his snake, turning some things over in his head. You know, you're really hard to crack, Nagisa. It's so easy to make everyone else hate him! It's kind of unsettling. But...as much as he doesn't like it, he kind of does too? It's weird. That's why he decided not to do worms, though obviously now it would have been pointless anyway ugh.]

...hey Shingetsu-kun, what would you do if you had three noses?

[Depends on what kind of cracking we're talking about, really. Monaka would probably disagree with Jataro here.]

[Nagisa may have spaced out just a little bit as he watched Jataro work on his sand snake, though the sound of the boy's voice is enough to bring him back with a slight jolt.]

Huh what? I-- [He gives Jataro an utterly baffled look. Did he hear that right?] Er...I don't know. Why? What would you do with three noses?

Just curious. [That's why!] I guess I wouldn't do anything different if I had three noses. Just having them would make me even uglier, so all I'd have to do is just act normally. But I wonder if you could smell better if you had three instead of one. Would that give you three times the smelling power, you think?

[There...the snake head is just about finished now. Look at those pretty convincing fangs and tongue! He needs to add some eyes and then he can start working on scales.]

Wait, I know what I'd do. Having three noses means you'd have three times the boogers! I'd totally use that to gross out all the girls. Or I'd stick a finger in each one and make really really disgusting faces at them, huehuehue...

[That'd be really great. Imagine how disgusted the girls would be! Maybe a few of them would even scream!!]

You aren't ugly, Jataro, we've been through this. [He could address the whole issue of "does three noses give you three times the smelling power" thing but...this is more important. So much so that the response is automatic.] Even Kotoko-chan says you aren't, and you know her standards when it comes to saying things are cute.

[STOP PUTTING YOURSELF DOWN, BOY.]

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[He pauses his work, looking back over at Nagisa for a few moments. He was right, of course. Kotoko does have very high standards when it comes to things like that. It's just hard to get out of that mind set. He's still convinced it's just easier being ugly and hated in the end...]

I'd be ugly if I had three noses.

[That's the best response he's got, turning back to his sand snake. Despite wanting to tell him he's wrong, he's sure that'd just start an argument and he just can't win arguments against Nagisa. That's impossible. Unless he's with the other two and they just tackle their friend or something to get him to shut up anyway.]

[He knows. Trust him, he knows how hard it is to get out of that horribly broken mindset. He's going through the same issue, they all are. But he figures it can't hurt to keep giving the others little reminders. That's really the only way to work against a toxic mindset isn't it?]

That would depend on where the noses are, wouldn't it? You never said they all had to be on your face. That said... [He shifts a little, looking up from the sand snake and clearly deep in thought.] I'm not sure if having three noses would actually give you three times the smelling power. You would think it would but...each nose would still have the same limitations as a human nose. It wouldn't be as though you had a dog's nose instead, for example. Though I suppose three noses would serve to magnify odors. So...in that sense, yes, you would have a stronger sense of smell...

[It's so hard...but the reminders do help. Mostly. He appreciates it either way, even if he disagrees.]

I'd be okay with having normal nose power I think. I don't think I'd like smelling really gross things much, like cooked veggies.

[You know, the ones that are steamed to the point of being gross and mushy and who could stand eating that kind of stuff???]

If you had noses anywhere else that'd be really weird. And I still think it'd be pretty ugly. I mean, who wants a nose on their chest? Or their butt?

Well, nobody would want that, no. But you've just made my point for me. [He looks at Jataro.] The position would matter. If you had noses on your chest or your rear end, nobody would know because they wouldn't be able to see them. They'd be under your clothes. And people only judge your looks based on what they can see.

Edited 2017-01-17 00:01 (UTC)

B-but!! You'd see a bump! If you had a nose under your shirt you'd definitely see a bump where it is! And everyone would wonder what it is and think it's some kind of big mole or huge pimple or something and they'd definitely think you're ugly then!!

[Fuyuhiko gives Eibitsuki an ever so slight cheek nuzzle in return. The most slight. Because your scion is here and she'll give him shit for being too much of a softy if she saw something like that. But rest assured, he loves you too, little shit though you may be.]

Yeah, Kougetsuren likes watching and I don't see any reason not to let him. So long as he's not standing on the damn counter.

[If he were actually cooking, maybe. But...he's not really cooking here, is he? Just cooking and mashing up fish for their toothless dragons...]

[Tbf, you're hardly what he was expecting either, missy. Not that he's realized exactly what this meeting is just yet. His temper is still running too high for him to think about the cryptic tattoo that's been on his ankle since the day he was born.]

Don't give me that shit, it was implied. Don't try and tell me you weren't thinking it!

[Unfortunately, he's not ready to let go of her collar just yet. Sorry, Hinata... Surely he'll let go of you eventually...]

[She can give him plenty of nuzzles on her own to make up for the lack of some on his end. Even as she excitedly squeaks about the fish being done up.]

Maybe it'll teach'em how to make their own fish up.

[Natsumi moves to stand next to him, watching him work for a moment before moving to their ice box instead. You do your fish thing bro, she'll get lunch started.]

Okay so...do you want the beef-ish meat or the pork-ish meat? Or do you want fish?

[They aren't true beef and pork...at least she doesn't think so. Is it still the same kind of meet even if they aren't on the same planet?]

Beef, definitely.

[It's said without a moment's hesitation. As much as he likes fish, he's never really in the mood for it immediately after making the dragon mush. Perhaps understandably.]

[Once he gets a fish out of the icebox, he sets to gutting it. He's still not exactly the best at this part, but without their dad there with them, necessity made him learn. And he can manage it well enough, especially considering the fish is just going to be ground up in the end.]

Or whatever it is. Weird magic cow.

[There's a affirmative noise from her as she moves to pull out some beef and other ingredients to work with after him. He can have fun getting personal with his fish, she's gonna whip up some delicious beef dish. There's a snort of laughter at the "magic cow" comment.]

Putting it that way makes me wonder if we should be eating this shit. Next thing you know we're gonna start flying because we've been eating magic meat.

[Okay, time to start prepping for this food.]

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