Just curious. [That's why!] I guess I wouldn't do anything different if I had three noses. Just having them would make me even uglier, so all I'd have to do is just act normally. But I wonder if you could smell better if you had three instead of one. Would that give you three times the smelling power, you think?

[There...the snake head is just about finished now. Look at those pretty convincing fangs and tongue! He needs to add some eyes and then he can start working on scales.]

Wait, I know what I'd do. Having three noses means you'd have three times the boogers! I'd totally use that to gross out all the girls. Or I'd stick a finger in each one and make really really disgusting faces at them, huehuehue...

[That'd be really great. Imagine how disgusted the girls would be! Maybe a few of them would even scream!!]