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A Call Me Out Meme has been discovered!

Okay, yeah there's nothing special about this, it's just your standard CMO but your only choices are Dangans. I wanted to have some fun with it, execute me why don't you. ANYHOO, just put the character you want in the subject line and let's have some fun! Please don't feel like you're limited to dangans just because they're the only characters I feel like playing right now, as always I love me some cross canon interactions. Brackets, prose, former game universes...it's whatever floats your SHSL Party Boat here. Just put the character you want in the subject line, give me a scenario, and have at it! (just please nothing age-inappropriate for Nagisa because he's literally 10, thank you!)

If you can't think of (or decide on) a scenario on your own, feel free to nab something off bakerstreet. Some suggestions are: the random scenario meme, tfln, the hurt/comfort meme, the body heat meme, the beach meme, the childhood meme, you should have knocked, the soulmates meme, caught in the rain

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[An AU(??) where the children were adopted onto the party boat to have a grand sea-fairing adventure, eventually all boats must come to a stop for at least a little while. Presumably it needs to refuel and even if the boat doesn't, the people do! Which is why the kidlets, while the Adults take care of that, get to hang out and play around on land.

You know what kind of land is best for playing around on when you are a badass pirate kid? A beach of course.]

Hey Shingetsu-kun, look at the sand worm I made. You don't have to be scared of it or anything because it's just made of sand.

[He's standing over where his blue-haired friend sits, pointing to some big mound of sand a little ways off. With one hand, anyway, the other is raised to protect his eyes and face from the sun. Since he has to do that now that his mask is gone.

Though after a pause and some thought, he adds:]

I guess it could be a sand snake too if you wanted though. I could give it teeth and a forked tongue and scales...oh...but don't get it confused with a REAL sand snake. It's a sand snake, not a sand snake.

Edited 2016-12-31 01:20 (UTC)

[They'd been in this strange land of dragons and magic for a couple months and it's been...pretty great? Like really, Natsumi can't complain about anything. Their dragons are growing up nice and strong, magic isn't...as...bad as it could be. She guesses. If she had to comment on magic. And this "new and improved" oniichan also isn't...as bad as she was expecting. Not really, anyway. It's a little weird and sometimes annoying now that he has friends to spend his time with rather than plenty of free time to waste on her, but he's happy so...she's happy. For the most part.

As far as that free time goes though, she's at least always able to make him spend time with her if she really wants. Especially if it involves their dragons. Like right now!]

Oniichan!

[It's called from down the hall, but if Fuyuhiko doesn't hear it in his room somehow there's a little black dragon bursting through the curtain he has up as a door, squeaking and squawking as she does so. Hey!!! Hey! Oniichan, oniiderg! Are you busy? Hope you're not busy because and her scion have come to play!]

[Fuyuhiko definitely heard his sister call for him, but he doesn't even get a chance to yell back at her before his second favorite dragon comes barreling into his room. Luckily for her, neither her brother dragon nor his scion are too terribly busy at the moment. The two are sitting on the floor, playing a gentle game of tug-o-war with a knotted up rope.]

[They both stop tugging, turning their attention to the dark newcomer. Kougetsuren squawks happily, rope still held between his teeth and wiggling his tail in delight. Even Fuyuhiko gives the little dragon a small smile.]

Hey there, what's got you all riled up, huh? [He pats his knee.] C'mere.

Edited 2016-12-31 19:00 (UTC)

[The knee patting is an invitation she immediately takes, bounding over and clamoring right up into his lap. She looks up at him with a very happy expression, then over to her brother with another squawk of her own. Oh, should she not wiggle when she's sitting in someone's lap? Sorry about that, her whole body is moving as she expresses just how happy she is.

Natsumi leisurely makes her way into the room soon after, leaning against the rock wall beside the open doorway and smiling at the scene.]

What'cha up to?

[Woah, woah, woah!! Now that's not fair! Fuyuhiko is Kougetsuren's scion, he should get first dibs on the lap? Which is exactly why the white dragon drops his end of the rope and squirms his way into Fuyuhiko's lap with his sister.]

O-oi, watch it!! Both of you! [He has a lap full of wriggling dragons and how did it come to this? What did he ever do to deserve such a fate. He scritches both of them behind their ears, just as his sister finally makes it into his room.]

I was giving Kougetsuren a little strength training but...I guess we're taking a little break from that now. [He glances down at the white dragon and raises a brow in an accusatory sort of way but the dragon barely even seems bothered. Don't like, scion. You were playing with him, you both know it. This wasn't training of any kind.]

Strength training, huh? [You mean you were playing with him? But she won't call him out on that, instead moving to stand beside him and look down at his lap full of dragons.] How's he coming along?

[Ebitsuki of course happily made room for her brother in the lap, only getting even more excited when he decided to join in. While the scritches behind her ears does calm her down some in that she's no longer wriggling, Kougetsuren's finding himself the victim of a vicious, affectionate licking attack.]

[Um...if he meant "playing with him" he would have said it, obviously! This was definitely very strenuous strength training.]

Not bad. He's a badass little shit. [He gives Kougetsuren an affectionate pat on the head, then stops petting both of them since Eibitsuki clearly wants to show her own affection to her brother for a bit. Best to just leave them to it, clearly. Especially since Kougetsuren isn't making any attempt to fight off this vicious attack. He trills happily, returning his sister's licks with a few of his own.] Bet he could take out a crab on his own now with no problem.

[In other words: without getting snipped, giving the crab time to flee...]

Edited 2017-01-01 00:29 (UTC)

[That's right. You take her affection. You take those licks!!! Because she isn't gonna stop!!!!

Natsumi takes this chance to kneel down beside them, unable to help herself from reaching forward to pet them a little. Only a little though! She won't interrupt them either.]

That strong, huh? Pretty impressive! You working hard to get strong, Kougetsuren?

[What a cutie...they're so adorable.]

Think you can take a break oniichan? She's getting hungry so I figured we could have lunch together.

[That way you could do the gross honor of mushing up the fish for her princess...]

[At hearing his name, Kougetsuren looks over and chirrups at Natsumi, wagging his tail back and forth. He is working so hard!! Just you wait, he will be such a strong dragon. And then he can protect you and Ebitsuki and his scion.]

[Fuyuhiko, on the other hand, gives his sister a very flat look. He's pretty sure he knows where this is going...]

You really wanna have lunch together or do you just want me to make lunch for Eibitsuki?

[He knows how much you dislike the dirty work when it comes to feeding the babies.]

[She bets you will! You'll be super strong. Stronger than all the other dragons, because you're Fuyuhiko's dragon. Clearly his is going to be the most badass, no matter what she says to his face.]

Hey, I'm hungry! I was thinking of making us something while you make them something. [That's absolutely what it was. She shrugs.] But if you aren't hungry then I guess I'll skip that and only make lunch for me.

......

[Well shit. If it's a straight trade...]

I guess I could eat, yeah. [He scritches Kougetsuren behind his ear again.] What about you, huh? You hungry?

[The dragon gives another chirrup, nibbling at Fuyuhiko's fingers. Of course he's hungry. He's a baby dragon. When is he NOT hungry?]

Well that answers that. Alright, y'little shits. Let's get up and get lunch. Come on.

[He gives the dragons little nudges. He can't stand up while you're in his lap, after all!]

[There's a happy smile on Natsumi's face and a happy squeak from Ebitsuki. Lunch! Food! This sounds good to her, this was why she came screeching in there in the first place. The nudges get the little black dragon out of his lap pretty quickly, dashing little circles in front of him as she waits for her brother. Come on! Come on! Food!]

What are you in the mood for, oniichan? I've been gettin' better at the local cuisine, so I can probably make more than just the boring old bread and meat sandwich.

[Probably. Some things still elude her. Cooking with magic, predictably, was and still is pretty weird. But she's well on her way to being a magic chef. Totally.]

Hmmm...surprise me. [Kougetsuren slithers out of his scion's lap and follows after his sister. He's not jumping around in circles, but he's clearly pretty keen to get to the kitchen as well. Wasting absolutely no time in moving towards the door, this one. Just look at him toddle.] Nothing too spicy though. Or sour or bitter.

[You know how your brother is when it comes to tastes...sweet or nothing.]

[Once he's toddling towards the door, Ebitsuki is following right after, mouth latching onto his tail. Choo-choo! Lunch train!]

You're talking as if I don't know that kind stuff about you already. Like I'd make you any of those kinds of things.

[She holds a hand out to her brother, see if he wants any help to his feet. He can of course do it on his own, but there's no saying she can't at least offer.]

But alright, I'll make you something I learned recently. It's really good, you'll like it.

[But she's not saying what it is because he DID say to surprise him.]

[Choo choo! The white dragon squawks happily, speeding up his toddling ever so slightly once his sister is onboard. They're going to be halfway to the kitchen by the time the scions leave the room...]

Hey, I'm just covering all my bases. [He takes her hand, and pulls himself to his feet.] I don't wanna hear "well you said anything, oniichan," because you felt like bein' a tricky little smartass.

[Yes, he did put on a bit of a falsetto for his Natsumi impression. Because of course he did. He loves you and all, but he wouldn't put a move like that past you, you little shit.]

Edited 2017-01-03 04:49 (UTC)

[They may as well make their own food with how fast their scions are moving!!

There's a little bark of a laugh from Natsumi at the falsetto, arms crossing once he's on his feet.]

Aww but oniichan, you didn't say anything, you said "surprise me". There's a big difference! And besides, you're doing me a favor, y'know? I can't stand making that fish crap. You really think I'm gonna screw myself over making you something you don't like?

[She turns to finally start walking towards the kitchen herself.]

I know how to be diplomatic a little better than that, thank you very much!

[Not wanting to get more sand than was unavoidable on him, Nagisa has refrained from taking a seat on the beach. Instead, he removed his socks and shoes so that he could stand on the shoreline, letting the tide lap at his bare feet and idly flexing his toes into the wet sand. He'd allowed his attention to wander a bit as he stared out at the horizon, and as such, hadn't immediately realized Jataro was talking to him. He picked up on it quickly enough, however, turning his attention to his friend.]

Hm? [What is he rambling about now? Sand worms? Sand snakes? It's not until he catches sight of the sand sculpture that everything finally clicks. He looks suddenly indignant, face slightly flushed as he folds his arms over his chest and spluttering slightly when he speaks.]

O-of course I'd know it's not a real snake. [Give him some credit here, Jataro. He's not Masaru!] And I am not afraid of worms, I just don't like them. Th-There's a difference!!

[Ah, so that's the insinuation that really bothered him. Not the idea that he might not be smart enough to tell the difference between a sand snake and a sand snake.]

[There's a somewhat embarrassed pause before he continues, in a half mumble:]

If you want to turn it into a snake, though, go right ahead. It'd be interesting to see you make fangs and a forked tongue out of sand.

[He sat quietly through the indignation, watching him thoughtfully. And then he turns his attention to the worm with an equally thoughtful look.]

Okay. I'll give it fangs and a forked tongue and then come get you. That way you don't have to look at it while it's still a worm. Since you don't like them.

[If you help him up onto the counter, Eibi, he'll do it? He's seen his scion do it loads of times. He totally knows how to prepare those delicious, mushy fishes. ~~No.~~]

[Fuyuhiko shrugs, making his way towards the door.]

Wouldn't put it past you, even so. You can't honestly tell me the thought didn't at least cross your mind. 'specially since you know I wouldn't screw your dragon over just to get back at you.

[That would just be low!]

[She can do that! Getting up on the counters is super easy. Her scion lets her do it all the time. But how are they gonna get those fish? She's not really sure how to get them out of the ice box...]

Hey, you wouldn't screw her over! Don't talk like I wouldn't do it myself if I had to, I'm not gonna starve her or something.

[Like, excuse you? Where do you get off insinuating something like that, asshole??]

[Nagisa huffs a little.]

Like I said, I can tell the difference something made out of sand and a real animal. [He moves out of the water, towards the sand worm.] Even if it looks like a worm, it's just sand. And I want to watch you change it into a snake.

[Jataro turns, watching him move towards the work before following himself.]

It's not that fun to watch...nobody really wants to watch me work. Have you been out in the sun too long?

[Because that is kind of a silly thing for you to say!! He's still getting used to the idea that maybe not everyone hates him.]

I heard that staying out in the sun too long can dry up your skin like a raisin. You get all shriveled up and gross looking, and then nobody wants to look at you. But...if you stay in the bath too long, that happens too. I wonder why that is?

[And neither of these things have anything to do with him rolling up his sleeves and moving to start work on the sand worm. Gotta smoooooth out all the lines he had in it before to make it look worm like, so it's just a long, windy mound of sand. And then he can start adding mass to the head to make it more snake like.]

[Hinata had never really wanted to buy into the whole soulmate thing. Sure, maybe some of her classmates had started discovering theirs already -- or pretended to, deciding that the words inked into their skin match up well enough with the other person's. And maybe she'd had to wear a bandage over hers since elementary school, because teachers tended to frown upon a kid showing off a tattoo that says "watch it, dumbass" on her wrist.

Really, with a phrase like that, she doesn't exactly have high hopes of ever finding a soulmate she could actually get along with. Really, who calls someone a dumbass on their first meeting?!

She can see the Main Course building from her usual spot alone on the bench by the fountain, drinking her carton of milk and gazing wistfully up at the the building. It's easy to imagine how cool it must be in there; all those people with their talents, able to make it in society. Be someone important. She's so focused on her own internal monologue that she doesn't notice the way her feet are sticking out into the path itself, crossed at the ankle. Nor does she notice the short boy in the old man vest coming closer until she pushes herself to her feet to throw away the trash from her lunch, slamming directly into him.]

W-whoa!

[Where did he come from?!]

[Fuyuhiko raises a brow, clearly not buying it.]

I wasn't sayin' you would starve her, calm down. But I have no doubt that you'd find some poor sap in town to get his hands dirty for you if I wasn't here.

[Despite his word, he doesn't sound all that disapproving. He just knows you, Natsumi. He knows you're really good at manipulating people. A good skill for a yakuza daughter.]

Anyway, it won't be long before neither of us are gonna have to do it. Soon they'll be big enough to kill and eat their own fish without our help.

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GIMMIE NAGGY as if that wasn't obvious

KAZOO again obviously

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how dare you make me live with my html mistakes

twice in a row ;)

OH MY GOD HOW THE FUCK

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finally gets around to nagging u. also: 1/2

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you come into my musebox...on this, the day of my daughter's wedding...

look i couldn't help it

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SOULMATES fuckin makes smth up

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