[Oh goddammit. He sent a mass text didn't he? That's why it was so short. Fuck, and he was stupid enough to answer it. WHAT DID HE DO TO DESERVE THIS?]
Well then why didn't it!? If you trained them to defend themselves then how the hell did somebody just walk off with the furry little bastard?
Why don't you just...speak to it with your mind and guide it home through the bloodstained fields of hell or whatever. Dig deep into your powers as the Demonic Overlord of Nobody Even Gives A Fuck, I'm sure you don't need my help.
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Well then why didn't it!? If you trained them to defend themselves then how the hell did somebody just walk off with the furry little bastard?
Why don't you just...speak to it with your mind and guide it home through the bloodstained fields of hell or whatever. Dig deep into your powers as the Demonic Overlord of Nobody Even Gives A Fuck, I'm sure you don't need my help.