call me out meme

[robokatar]

【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario or borrow something from a bakerstreet meme. (here are some of my favorites: random scenario, tfln, hurt/comfort meme, you should have knocked, drunk meme, not just a robot) meme code.

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Kazooryuu -- drunk meme

[hopefragment]

being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend

[impheired]

Who the fuck is serenading you? Hell, why are you telling ME this?

[hopefragment]

Remmeber mioda's welcome back party for you?

Think about what it'd be like if komaeda joined in to sing about you.

And led everyone else in the same song.

[impheired]

How could I forget...

[How could anyone forget...that is not a forgettable party in the slightest.]

[impheired]

[and then like 30 seconds later...]

Hold on. Where are you?

[And why is "everyone" there? And apparently singing about Hinata? WHY WASN'T HE INVITED??? RUDE AS FUCK, TBH.]

[hopefragment]

Karaoke bar.

Didn't think you'd want to go, cause, you know.

[That tolerance.]

The Bocchan -- you should have knocked

[perfectstrike]

[08. In a Racy Outfit - This isn't exactly an outfit embarrassing on its own, just they might not be the person you want to see you in a leopard print G-string. Or you're trying on the skimpiest of lingerie and inspecting yourself in the mirror. Whatever your pleasure, it's about to be shared with an audience. If you want to take things in a different direction, try setting the scene asleep in said outfit.]

[You know exactly what outfit Peko's wearing behind the unlocked door to her room.]

keywords are important and also relevant

[impheired]

[Okay so it's not like he's NEVER accidentally walked in on Peko when he shouldn't have. It doesn't happen overly-often, sure. But it's happened enough times that he's gotten to a point where he can just slide the door closed again, walk away, and still manage to make eye contact with her ten minutes later.]

[Somehow, this is worse than walking in on her in a state of undress though. Somehow this is enough to make him regress back to the point where he just stands in the doorway, bright red with a combination of embarrassment and mortification.]

Wh...wh...

[What are you wearing? What is that? What is? We just don't know. How do words work?]

what good keywords

[perfectstrike]

[Oh no.

Maybe she'd passed by a maid cafe on the way home from school a couple days ago, and maybe she'd slowed down a little to check out what it looked like inside. A little. Maybe.

And maybe being able to see how someone could control someone else by acting subservient had piqued her interest. A little. Maybe.

It wasn't like she'd intended on using it. Just trying it on to see how it looked! And maybe try thinking about what it would be like to have that kind of control. A little. Maybe.

With all those maybes, she hadn't ever expected the young master himself to ever actually see her wear it. At the sound of her door opening, there's a bit of a strangled noise as she spins and-- clasps her skirt. As if that could somehow hide the entire outfit.]

Y-young master, I was just--!!

[Just. What. There is no explaining this. Nothing.]

i knew one day they would finally be relevant

[impheired]

[The attempt to hide the entire outfit is an overwhelming failure. Which should come as no surprise whatsoever because really now.]

J-J-Just...?!

[Just what?! Please explain because he has no idea what is going on here, or what he should be doing at all. How can this be worse than accidentally walking in on her in her underwear. How. It doesn't make sense. And yet, here we are.]

[He should probably stop staring but that's proving to be easier said than done, really.]

[perfectstrike]

Just...

[She goes through several options, all variants on "just trying it out/on" but-- nope. Nothing. She's got nothing. There's no justifying this. She just wanted to, because she liked it. That kind of answer definitely isn't good enough though, so best to just not answer at all.]

A-anyway. [She brushes both hands over her skirt as if to straighten it, then just crosses her arms. This is. Fine. This is normal. (No.)]

What do you need, young master?

[She's not offering to take the dress off, in spite of the bright burning flush still coloring her cheeks. It's already on, it's too late now.]

Kuzuryuu-san | Hurt/Comfort

[hypeodermic]

[Pick your poison -

1. INJURY. You've been injured. Broken bones or bleeding out or maybe just a tiny little papercut. The choice is yours.

2. SICKNESS. You're sick and laid up in bed, at home or in a hospital. The severity is up to you.

or some sick combination of the two who's picky.]

Kuzuryuu again shock and surprise. | TFLN

[hamham]

He stole my hamster! Idk who he was, he just walked in and said he knew Hinata so he stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Cham-P!!

[impheired]

All the tricks your hamsters can do and one of them isn't "bite kidnappers"? Really?

[hamham]

Of course it is! Hamster shows may not be as well known or as prestigious as those for canines or equines, but there is still a great risk of threat to a prized hamster's safety! All of my Devas are well trained in the art of protecting themselves, plenty capable of fending off those who would do them harm, do you really think I would not train them in such ways?!

[Wait no this is not the time to argue points like that.]

Kuzuryuu Fuyuhiko! I, Tanaka Gundam, humbly command you to lend me your assistance! It seems fated that you alone should be the one to help me catch the vile beast who wrested my divine king from my grasp! Surely this is the true will of causality! You have no choice but to accept!

[Apparently you were the only one to reply...]

[impheired]

[Oh goddammit. He sent a mass text didn't he? That's why it was so short. Fuck, and he was stupid enough to answer it. WHAT DID HE DO TO DESERVE THIS?]

Well then why didn't it!? If you trained them to defend themselves then how the hell did somebody just walk off with the furry little bastard?

Why don't you just...speak to it with your mind and guide it home through the bloodstained fields of hell or whatever. Dig deep into your powers as the Demonic Overlord of Nobody Even Gives A Fuck, I'm sure you don't need my help.

FUCK IT ROBOTS IT IS give me the kazoo

[wearesuperior]

[New... purchase?? Maribelle is thinking she should have probably done more research before buying.]

ROBOOOOTTTSSSS okay you can have him

[impheired]

[She really, really probably should have. Because there's a reason he was on sale and it has nothing to do with being an out of date model or his size or anything like that. Sure, he may look cute but there's clearly something wrong with his personality chip. Because most robots don't give you an annoyed sneer when you boot them up for the first time and greet you with:]

...what're you looking at, huh?

[Or maybe it's not his personality, maybe it's just that his manners software only half installed. That is potentially also a thing. Whatever the case though, it should become quickly apparent that more research was necessary prior to this purchase. Hopefully she won't regret it too much.]

[wearesuperior]

[HE WAS WEARING A SUIT AND THE SALESMAN WAS VERY CONVINCING OKAY]

[Maribelle frowns back at her new robot.] Oh, that won't do... What did Robin say? [Smacks Kuzuryuu's shoulder.]

Smarten up now, that is hardly a proper greeting to give a lady!

[Maribelle may not be very tech savvy.]

[impheired]

[The suit ruse was a success! An jackass cleverly pretending to be a sharp and upstanding citizen. It's amazing what fashion can do.]

[He seems completely unfazed by the shoulder smack. Probably because robots can't really feel pain, come on Maribelle what were you expecting. He's a walking, talking computer, did you even read the manual? Even so, he purses his lips a little and narrows his eyes. Even if he can't actually feel the strike, he knows it's hardly a friendly gesture.]

Yeah? Well what kinda "lady" goes around hitting people like that?

[YOU CAN'T EVEN FEEL IT, YOU ASSHOLE.]

idk wings it

[ramified]

im just saying that your back to the future films demonstrate super reckless attempts at time travel
i know its just a movie but thats just no excuse for poor timeline management
although i suppose that proper timeline management is not a common trope for fiction
since that would probably make things boring or something

OKAY FINE, BE THAT WAY HTML

[comideity]

ok but...the back to the future trilogy is classic! temporally accurate or not, they're still a+ movies.
10/10 would recommend.
but to actually address your point...i'd be more concerned about confusing the audience than boring them.
like if i was a screenwriter, i mean.
because time travel has so many rules and hoops to jump through!
i get confused just LISTENING to you or dave try and explain this crap, i wouldn't want to sit through a full two hours of it.
9 out of 10 times people don't want to watch a movie that makes them think, they want be an unthinking vegetable for two hours, maybe see some stuff blow up, and then see everyone live happily ever after the end.

JOHN

[usedswift]

John!

[Are you listening to her, rescued robot? All she'd been doing the perfectly legal (no) work of crawling through the dump looking for weapons when she'd found-- well. She hadn't even known what she'd stumbled across at first, considering it must have been what, several years since she'd last seen him? She'd figured his owner must have moved, taken John away. She'd kind of hoped that whoever his master was would let him use a communicator of some kind, but, well.

Finding him like this kind of explained why he'd never called.]

John!

[Come on, he's plugged in, and she's fixed (most of) the major dents, and worked with the circuitry as much as she could manage. Wake up!

She accompanies a third call of his name with a sharp thwack upside the head.]

TENTEN

[comideity]

[It's probably safe to say that he's been in the dump for a while now. Because as soon as she tries to boot him up after plugging him in, empty battery symbols flash dimly across his "glasses" for a few seconds before turning off. And this sort of thing only happens when an electronic's battery is super duper dead. Robots are no exception.]

[But hey, at least it means he's not actually dead for good! Just that it's going to take him a little while to actually store up enough juice to turn on, even while plugged in. After about three minutes, the battery symbols reappear, this time animated to indicate that he's actually charging.]

[But jeez, Tenten, don't you know anything about robots? If you want to turn him on, you have to press the power button, not thwack him!! Thwacking him is just going to hurt you more than it does him.]

#the real issues (ignore me)

[parodeity]

hey drop whatever youre doing we have something important to discuss
so no windy shenanigans or quests or wtfever you do these days
this shit is top tier priority and we have to get it done now before any more bullshit occurs

whats your fursona gonna be bro
i expect you to come up with something killer because lets be honest jade is totally squandering her potential here
she didnt even change her name and i am going to have to talk to her about that later
like come on harley you had how many dreams about this shit when we were thirteen and then it happens and nope
still jade harley
not even a weak barkley change whats even up with that
so disappointed in her tbh
but we have to prep you for the furpocalypse before i give her my best disappointed look
this is pretty much guaranteed to become relevant really quick
so hit me with your best shot egbert
make it happen