call me out meme

[robokatar]

【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario or borrow something from a bakerstreet meme. (here are some of my favorites: random scenario, tfln, hurt/comfort meme, you should have knocked, drunk meme, not just a robot) meme code.

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Kuzuryuu again shock and surprise. | TFLN

[hamham]

He stole my hamster! Idk who he was, he just walked in and said he knew Hinata so he stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Cham-P!!

[impheired]

All the tricks your hamsters can do and one of them isn't "bite kidnappers"? Really?

[hamham]

Of course it is! Hamster shows may not be as well known or as prestigious as those for canines or equines, but there is still a great risk of threat to a prized hamster's safety! All of my Devas are well trained in the art of protecting themselves, plenty capable of fending off those who would do them harm, do you really think I would not train them in such ways?!

[Wait no this is not the time to argue points like that.]

Kuzuryuu Fuyuhiko! I, Tanaka Gundam, humbly command you to lend me your assistance! It seems fated that you alone should be the one to help me catch the vile beast who wrested my divine king from my grasp! Surely this is the true will of causality! You have no choice but to accept!

[Apparently you were the only one to reply...]

[impheired]

[Oh goddammit. He sent a mass text didn't he? That's why it was so short. Fuck, and he was stupid enough to answer it. WHAT DID HE DO TO DESERVE THIS?]

Well then why didn't it!? If you trained them to defend themselves then how the hell did somebody just walk off with the furry little bastard?

Why don't you just...speak to it with your mind and guide it home through the bloodstained fields of hell or whatever. Dig deep into your powers as the Demonic Overlord of Nobody Even Gives A Fuck, I'm sure you don't need my help.

[hamham]

[Look he is no happier that you were the only one to reply okay he was mostly hoping that the others would pass the message along to Hinata if the boy hadn't gotten it himself for some reason. But you know he is going to take what he can get.

ALSO INDIGNANT NOISES YOU MOCK HIM DURING A CRISIS SUCH AS THIS HOW DARE---]

He was wearing gloves! Gloves! As powerful as Cham-P's jaw is, there are certain materials hamsters cannot penetrate with their teeth! Do you truly know so little?! And do not mock me! I have of course attempted to commune with him many times now! I fear there may be more...advanced barriers in place than I am used to overcoming...all my attempts have done is cause me injury and rouse anxiety amongst the remaining three kings!

[impheired]

[LOOK HE'S JUST NOT SURE HOW TO HELP FIND A HAMSTER, OKAY?? HAMSTERNAPPING ISN'T REALLY HIS AREA OF EXPERTISE. When in doubt, act like a jackass. It's the Kuzuryuuian way.]

I'm not psychic, dumbass! How am I supposed to know he was wearing gloves?! Or the bite strength of a goddamn hamster, for that matter!? I'm not the breeder, you are! But alright fine, I'll help you find him so just calm the fuck down.

First off: where are you? Your dorm? And please tell me you at least got a good look at the guy before he got away.

[hamham]

[YOU'RE YAKUZA YOU CAN KILL PEOPLE AND GET AWAY WITH IT HOW CAN YOU NOT HELP FIND A HAMSTER??]

Of course I did! The man shared 6 beers with me! How could I not notice the features of such a man?

[Like jeez Kuzuryuu who the hell do you take him for? It's not like he wouldn't pay attention to someone possessing a low power level or something.

Wait.]

Do you remember that questionable tavern Hinata summoned us to a few weeks ago?