【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】 a roleplay meme to inspire muses.
♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario or borrow something from a bakerstreet meme. (here are some of my favorites: random scenario, tfln, hurt/comfort meme, you should have knocked, drunk meme, not just a robot)
[08. In a Racy Outfit - This isn't exactly an outfit embarrassing on its own, just they might not be the person you want to see you in a leopard print G-string. Or you're trying on the skimpiest of lingerie and inspecting yourself in the mirror. Whatever your pleasure, it's about to be shared with an audience. If you want to take things in a different direction, try setting the scene asleep in said outfit.]
[You know exactly what outfit Peko's wearing behind the unlocked door to her room.]
Ok, well you're not wrong about that. Karaoke isn't really my thing.
[It's a good thing he's short. Otherwise the implication would have hit him smack in the face instead of whizzing over his hea-- wait, that's not good at all.]
But you still haven't answered my second question though. Why are you telling me this?
[Okay so it's not like he's NEVER accidentally walked in on Peko when he shouldn't have. It doesn't happen overly-often, sure. But it's happened enough times that he's gotten to a point where he can just slide the door closed again, walk away, and still manage to make eye contact with her ten minutes later.]
[Somehow, this is worse than walking in on her in a state of undress though. Somehow this is enough to make him regress back to the point where he just stands in the doorway, bright red with a combination of embarrassment and mortification.]
Wh...wh...
[What are you wearing? What is that? What is? We just don't know. How do words work?]
Maybe she'd passed by a maid cafe on the way home from school a couple days ago, and maybe she'd slowed down a little to check out what it looked like inside. A little. Maybe.
And maybe being able to see how someone could control someone else by acting subservient had piqued her interest. A little. Maybe.
It wasn't like she'd intended on using it. Just trying it on to see how it looked! And maybe try thinking about what it would be like to have that kind of control. A little. Maybe.
With all those maybes, she hadn't ever expected the young master himself to ever actually see her wear it. At the sound of her door opening, there's a bit of a strangled noise as she spins and-- clasps her skirt. As if that could somehow hide the entire outfit.]
Y-young master, I was just--!!
[Just. What. There is no explaining this. Nothing.]
Of course it is! Hamster shows may not be as well known or as prestigious as those for canines or equines, but there is still a great risk of threat to a prized hamster's safety! All of my Devas are well trained in the art of protecting themselves, plenty capable of fending off those who would do them harm, do you really think I would not train them in such ways?!
[Wait no this is not the time to argue points like that.]
Kuzuryuu Fuyuhiko! I, Tanaka Gundam, humbly command you to lend me your assistance! It seems fated that you alone should be the one to help me catch the vile beast who wrested my divine king from my grasp! Surely this is the true will of causality! You have no choice but to accept!
[Apparently you were the only one to reply...]
Edited (i can name order properly) 2015-01-29 04:26 (UTC)
im just saying that your back to the future films demonstrate super reckless attempts at time travel i know its just a movie but thats just no excuse for poor timeline management although i suppose that proper timeline management is not a common trope for fiction since that would probably make things boring or something
[Are you listening to her, rescued robot? All she'd been doing the perfectly legal (no) work of crawling through the dump looking for weapons when she'd found-- well. She hadn't even known what she'd stumbled across at first, considering it must have been what, several years since she'd last seen him? She'd figured his owner must have moved, taken John away. She'd kind of hoped that whoever his master was would let him use a communicator of some kind, but, well.
Finding him like this kind of explained why he'd never called.]
John!
[Come on, he's plugged in, and she's fixed (most of) the major dents, and worked with the circuitry as much as she could manage. Wake up!
She accompanies a third call of his name with a sharp thwack upside the head.]
[She really, really probably should have. Because there's a reason he was on sale and it has nothing to do with being an out of date model or his size or anything like that. Sure, he may look cute but there's clearly something wrong with his personality chip. Because most robots don't give you an annoyed sneer when you boot them up for the first time and greet you with:]
...what're you looking at, huh?
[Or maybe it's not his personality, maybe it's just that his manners software only half installed. That is potentially also a thing. Whatever the case though, it should become quickly apparent that more research was necessary prior to this purchase. Hopefully she won't regret it too much.]
[You better appreciate this, Hajime Hinata! He's leaving his couch for you!]
I can't look you in the eye when I can't even see you. But fine. So you wanna tell me more specifically where you are? Or should I just go outside and listen for the sounds of drunken voices singing your praises and follow it?
[Please tell him they didn't actually do this sober, he doesn't want to lose every bit last of faith he has in their entire class right now. He doesn't have that much faith in them to lose to begin with.]
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