call me out meme

[robokatar]

【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario or borrow something from a bakerstreet meme. (here are some of my favorites: random scenario, tfln, hurt/comfort meme, you should have knocked, drunk meme, not just a robot) meme code.

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FUCK IT ROBOTS IT IS give me the kazoo

[wearesuperior]

[New... purchase?? Maribelle is thinking she should have probably done more research before buying.]

ROBOOOOTTTSSSS okay you can have him

[impheired]

[She really, really probably should have. Because there's a reason he was on sale and it has nothing to do with being an out of date model or his size or anything like that. Sure, he may look cute but there's clearly something wrong with his personality chip. Because most robots don't give you an annoyed sneer when you boot them up for the first time and greet you with:]

...what're you looking at, huh?

[Or maybe it's not his personality, maybe it's just that his manners software only half installed. That is potentially also a thing. Whatever the case though, it should become quickly apparent that more research was necessary prior to this purchase. Hopefully she won't regret it too much.]

[wearesuperior]

[HE WAS WEARING A SUIT AND THE SALESMAN WAS VERY CONVINCING OKAY]

[Maribelle frowns back at her new robot.] Oh, that won't do... What did Robin say? [Smacks Kuzuryuu's shoulder.]

Smarten up now, that is hardly a proper greeting to give a lady!

[Maribelle may not be very tech savvy.]

[impheired]

[The suit ruse was a success! An jackass cleverly pretending to be a sharp and upstanding citizen. It's amazing what fashion can do.]

[He seems completely unfazed by the shoulder smack. Probably because robots can't really feel pain, come on Maribelle what were you expecting. He's a walking, talking computer, did you even read the manual? Even so, he purses his lips a little and narrows his eyes. Even if he can't actually feel the strike, he knows it's hardly a friendly gesture.]

Yeah? Well what kinda "lady" goes around hitting people like that?

[YOU CAN'T EVEN FEEL IT, YOU ASSHOLE.]

[wearesuperior]

It always works on the television. [Hitting technology to clear up the static foolproof]

Now then, I am your new owner, as I am sure you have surmised. You shall address me as Lady Maribelle and greet me by saying "Good morning, Lady Maribelle". ... Well, depending on the time of day, of course.

Understood?