call me out meme

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【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario or borrow something from a bakerstreet meme. (here are some of my favorites: random scenario, tfln, hurt/comfort meme, you should have knocked, drunk meme, not just a robot) meme code.

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[hopefragment]

Remmeber mioda's welcome back party for you?

Think about what it'd be like if komaeda joined in to sing about you.

And led everyone else in the same song.

[impheired]

How could I forget...

[How could anyone forget...that is not a forgettable party in the slightest.]

[impheired]

[and then like 30 seconds later...]

Hold on. Where are you?

[And why is "everyone" there? And apparently singing about Hinata? WHY WASN'T HE INVITED??? RUDE AS FUCK, TBH.]

[hopefragment]

Karaoke bar.

Didn't think you'd want to go, cause, you know.

[That tolerance.]

[impheired]

Ok, well you're not wrong about that. Karaoke isn't really my thing.

[It's a good thing he's short. Otherwise the implication would have hit him smack in the face instead of whizzing over his hea-- wait, that's not good at all.]

But you still haven't answered my second question though. Why are you telling me this?

[WHAT A PAL.]

[hopefragment]

GET ME OUT OF HERE BEFORE IT HAPPENS AGAIN!!!!

[Look you're supposed to help him out when he's in trouble, right??]

[impheired]

Why don't you just leave? You had to get there on your own, right?

[His soaps are on, Hinata. You're not dying or anything, right??]

[hopefragment]

Lookme in the eye and tell me at least some of them won't try to follow me home.

[impheired]

[....goddammit.]

[You better appreciate this, Hajime Hinata! He's leaving his couch for you!]

I can't look you in the eye when I can't even see you. But fine. So you wanna tell me more specifically where you are? Or should I just go outside and listen for the sounds of drunken voices singing your praises and follow it?

[impheired]

They are drunk, right?

[Please tell him they didn't actually do this sober, he doesn't want to lose every bit last of faith he has in their entire class right now. He doesn't have that much faith in them to lose to begin with.]

[hopefragment]

[Does he really think that at least some of them wouldn't still do this totally sober. Really.]

I'll textit to you. Let me knw when you're here and i'll make a break for it.

[impheired]

[He does but he's choosing to pretend that they wouldn't because, again, he can't lose what little faith he has in these losers. He just can't.]

Alright, give me a few minutes. Try not to let your fanclub take what's left of your dignity before I get there.

[hopefragment]

I've still got dignity!

[hopefragment]

Don't think i'm gettingmy tie back though.

3/4

[hopefragment]

Don't think i want my tie back thouh...

4/4 PROBABLY

[hopefragment]

Yeah. Definitely don't want my tieback.

[hopefragment]

...or my shoes.

[hopefragment]

Just ewnt to th ebathroom and i think mioda put dye in my hair???

[hopefragment]

Whatif we got a snowboard and tied it to the back of a car.

[impheired]

[Oh my god what the hell Hinata. He leaves his phone alone for two minutes to get his shoes on and find Peko so she can drive him over there and this is what he comes back to. Who let you out of those house you hot mess of a protag?]

No, we're not doing that. How drunk are you that you think that sounds like a good idea? And what did you expect to happen? You gathered up a bunch of dumbasses and put alcohol in them, what did you THINK was gonna happen?

We're on our way now though. Do me a favor and try to at least keep your pants.

[Because dear lord, Hinata...]

[hopefragment]

It would be cool!

[And also result in a very quick trip to the hospital, but, eh, whatever! Wait--]

If they take my pants, will you not come pick me up?

[impheired]

[...he's not even dignifying that with a response, Hinata. It would not be cool. Not at all.]

If it gets to the point where they're out for your junk, you're on your own. I am not getting within ten feet of that mess.

[hopefragment]

[Thanks Kazoo. Thanks.]

I'm outside.

[Where outside? He says he's outside, but if Kuzuryuu and company pull up out front, there's no sign of him.]

[impheired]

[You're welcome, friend. c:]

[After a short while, they do indeed pull up in front of the bar and god Hinata why are you so useless. It can't have even been five minutes how do you disappear that quickly. WE CAN'T TAKE YOU ANYWHERE.]

Where the fuck did you wander off to already?

[hopefragment]

Whihc car is you'res?