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Ding dong bing bong...

A Call Me Out Meme has been discovered!



Okay, yeah there's nothing special about this, it's just your standard CMO but your only choices are Dangans. I wanted to have some fun with it, execute me why don't you. ANYHOO, just put the character you want in the subject line and let's have some fun! Please don't feel like you're limited to dangans just because they're the only characters I feel like playing right now, as always I love me some cross canon interactions. Brackets, prose, former game universes...it's whatever floats your SHSL Party Boat here. Just put the character you want in the subject line, give me a scenario, and have at it! (just please nothing age-inappropriate for Nagisa because he's literally 10, thank you!)

If you can't think of (or decide on) a scenario on your own, feel free to nab something off bakerstreet. Some suggestions are: the random scenario meme, tfln, the hurt/comfort meme, the body heat meme, the beach meme, the childhood meme, you should have knocked, the soulmates meme, caught in the rain
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tookforgranite: to them. Call them names. Punch them on the shoulder. Murder their families. (Boys like it when youre playfully mean)

ehehehehe

[personal profile] tookforgranite 2017-01-03 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
[They may as well make their own food with how fast their scions are moving!!

There's a little bark of a laugh from Natsumi at the falsetto, arms crossing once he's on his feet.]

Aww but oniichan, you didn't say anything, you said "surprise me". There's a big difference! And besides, you're doing me a favor, y'know? I can't stand making that fish crap. You really think I'm gonna screw myself over making you something you don't like?

[She turns to finally start walking towards the kitchen herself.]

I know how to be diplomatic a little better than that, thank you very much!
impheired: never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there is a 1 inch bloody cut on my right pec. (talk ♚ there may be a blood oath)

you come into my musebox...on this, the day of my daughter's wedding...

[personal profile] impheired 2017-01-04 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
[If you help him up onto the counter, Eibi, he'll do it? He's seen his scion do it loads of times. He totally knows how to prepare those delicious, mushy fishes. No.]

[Fuyuhiko shrugs, making his way towards the door.]

Wouldn't put it past you, even so. You can't honestly tell me the thought didn't at least cross your mind. 'specially since you know I wouldn't screw your dragon over just to get back at you.

[That would just be low!]
tookforgranite: Don't ask questions! (I said it's a motherfucking surprise!)

look i couldn't help it

[personal profile] tookforgranite 2017-01-04 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
[She can do that! Getting up on the counters is super easy. Her scion lets her do it all the time. But how are they gonna get those fish? She's not really sure how to get them out of the ice box...]

Hey, you wouldn't screw her over! Don't talk like I wouldn't do it myself if I had to, I'm not gonna starve her or something.

[Like, excuse you? Where do you get off insinuating something like that, asshole??]
impheired: were you ladylike while you did it? i'm wagering that you were. like a disney princess. like a "puke me pretty" barbie. (sonia ♚ you threw up?)

umu

[personal profile] impheired 2017-01-06 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Fuyuhiko raises a brow, clearly not buying it.]

I wasn't sayin' you would starve her, calm down. But I have no doubt that you'd find some poor sap in town to get his hands dirty for you if I wasn't here.

[Despite his word, he doesn't sound all that disapproving. He just knows you, Natsumi. He knows you're really good at manipulating people. A good skill for a yakuza daughter.]

Anyway, it won't be long before neither of us are gonna have to do it. Soon they'll be big enough to kill and eat their own fish without our help.
tookforgranite: in a ditch. (It was a great idea until we got stuck)

<3

[personal profile] tookforgranite 2017-01-06 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
...tch...

[She's pretty sure that's what you were saying just then!! But fine!!]

Guess that is coming up pretty soon, isn't it? Can't believe they're growing up so fast...you'd think it'd take them a while or something since they're so big.

[Then again they are just big animals? Big lizards...how long does it take a lizard to grow up?]
impheired: "oh shit that's blood." then it was like "shit, that's not my blood." then it was like whose blood is this?? (shock ♚ i looked down and was like)

[personal profile] impheired 2017-01-07 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fuyuhiko nods.]

I've already started trying to teach Kougetsuren, though I think I may have started a little to early, to tell the truth. The first couple of attempts were...

[Utterly pathetic. He's spared having to actually admit this however, having just entered the kitchen and caught sight of the dragons up on the counters.]

Oi! What do you two think you're doing, huh?

[They cook on those countertops? They are not a place for dirty dragon feet? Fuyuhiko rushes over and scoops them both put, putting them down on the ground.] You know better than to climb up there!

[Or, at least, Kougetsuren does. And the dragon looks properly ashamed of himself at his scion's stern look, ears and tail drooping once he's on the ground.]
tookforgranite: I'm just vaguely wondering where I am. But not quite concerned enough to do anything about it. (This ceiling is unfamiliar to me...)

[personal profile] tookforgranite 2017-01-07 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[Natsumi would love to express some interest in what he "caught" so far, because she's sure that sentence was probably going to indicate that the answer is a big 0, leaving her proud of herself for not sending Eibitsuki out to hunt just yet, but oh dear. They're causing trouble.

Eibi doesn't look remotely ashamed. Not at first, anyway. She glances at her brother once on the ground, looking back up at Fuyuhiko...before drooping her ears and tail too. Only she's also curling up a little, keeping her eyes on the ground...

She's sooooo sorry............(probably.)

Natsumi doesn't say anything herself though, just watching the scene. Or observing, more like. She doesn't particularly mind it when her dragon joins her for cooking or snacking, but watching her brother scold them...huh. Maybe she shouldn't? Or maybe she should keep her on her shoulders during that instead of on the counters...or something.]
impheired: for his car keys. but this time he made it to the valet garage. all the attendants gathered around and watched. (sigh ♚ as usual i had to fight him)

[personal profile] impheired 2017-01-14 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yes, Natsumi, your dragon definitely belongs on your shoulders when you're cooking. Or on a towel, f you really want to put her on the counter. What the hell. You wouldn't let a dog or a cat up on the counter while you were cooking, would you???]

[Fuyuhiko continues to look sternly at the dragons for another minute or so, arms folded on his chest. But...dammit, he just can't stay mad at these little guys. They're too cute...]

[So, eventually, he sighs and leans back down, holding an arm out to each dragon so they can scamper up onto his shoulders if they want.]

Alright, come on then. If you stay put, you can watch from my shoulders, got it? No jumping down or digging in with your claws, otherwise you'll have vegetables for lunch instead of fish.

[Kougetsuren grimaces at the mention of vegetables, giving a disgusted little noise. Ewwww. Gross. Veggies! After expressing his displeasure, he winds his way up his scion's arm to perch himself on Fuyuhiko's right shoulder. Fish, fish, fish!!!]
tookforgranite: That's what I have you for. (I don't question myself.)

[personal profile] tookforgranite 2017-01-14 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[Okay first of all dogs are either too big or too uncoordinated to be up on the counters. Cats, on the other hand...she might let one of them up there. They're a little more graceful than dogs. No offense to dogs of course, she loves them, but let's be real here.

She watches as her dragon follows the little white one's example, winding up his other arm in excitement. There wasn't any distasteful sound about veggies, and once she's on his shoulder she's rubbing her nose and cheek against Fuyuhiko's face. She loves you! She knew you couldn't stay mad at her. Fish, fish, fish!!!!]

On your shoulders, huh?

[You're a real softy, aren't you bro? Here she thought you might make her take them out of the kitchen but look at you. Though doesn't that make it a little difficult to cook?]
impheired: i'm making a list of people that i don't want to be let in to my funeral. (talk ♚ so just in case i die tonight)

[personal profile] impheired 2017-01-23 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fuyuhiko gives Eibitsuki an ever so slight cheek nuzzle in return. The most slight. Because your scion is here and she'll give him shit for being too much of a softy if she saw something like that. But rest assured, he loves you too, little shit though you may be.]

Yeah, Kougetsuren likes watching and I don't see any reason not to let him. So long as he's not standing on the damn counter.

[If he were actually cooking, maybe. But...he's not really cooking here, is he? Just cooking and mashing up fish for their toothless dragons...]
tookforgranite: wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me. (He told me I'm a small core of pure evil)

[personal profile] tookforgranite 2017-01-23 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[She can give him plenty of nuzzles on her own to make up for the lack of some on his end. Even as she excitedly squeaks about the fish being done up.]

Maybe it'll teach'em how to make their own fish up.

[Natsumi moves to stand next to him, watching him work for a moment before moving to their ice box instead. You do your fish thing bro, she'll get lunch started.]

Okay so...do you want the beef-ish meat or the pork-ish meat? Or do you want fish?

[They aren't true beef and pork...at least she doesn't think so. Is it still the same kind of meet even if they aren't on the same planet?]
impheired: after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass. (talk ♚ i took your shirt off for you)

[personal profile] impheired 2017-01-23 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Beef, definitely.

[It's said without a moment's hesitation. As much as he likes fish, he's never really in the mood for it immediately after making the dragon mush. Perhaps understandably.]

[Once he gets a fish out of the icebox, he sets to gutting it. He's still not exactly the best at this part, but without their dad there with them, necessity made him learn. And he can manage it well enough, especially considering the fish is just going to be ground up in the end.]

Or whatever it is. Weird magic cow.
tookforgranite: my vibrator so our parents wouldn't hear it. He's the world's greatest brother swear to god. (He reached into my bag and turned off)

[personal profile] tookforgranite 2017-01-23 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's a affirmative noise from her as she moves to pull out some beef and other ingredients to work with after him. He can have fun getting personal with his fish, she's gonna whip up some delicious beef dish. There's a snort of laughter at the "magic cow" comment.]

Putting it that way makes me wonder if we should be eating this shit. Next thing you know we're gonna start flying because we've been eating magic meat.

[Okay, time to start prepping for this food.]
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