Ding dong bing bong...

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A Call Me Out Meme has been discovered!



Okay, yeah there's nothing special about this, it's just your standard CMO but your only choices are Dangans. I wanted to have some fun with it, execute me why don't you. ANYHOO, just put the character you want in the subject line and let's have some fun! Please don't feel like you're limited to dangans just because they're the only characters I feel like playing right now, as always I love me some cross canon interactions. Brackets, prose, former game universes...it's whatever floats your SHSL Party Boat here. Just put the character you want in the subject line, give me a scenario, and have at it! (just please nothing age-inappropriate for Nagisa because he's literally 10, thank you!)

If you can't think of (or decide on) a scenario on your own, feel free to nab something off bakerstreet. Some suggestions are: the random scenario meme, tfln, the hurt/comfort meme, the body heat meme, the beach meme, the childhood meme, you should have knocked, the soulmates meme, caught in the rain

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[impheired]

[Yes, Natsumi, your dragon definitely belongs on your shoulders when you're cooking. Or on a towel, f you really want to put her on the counter. What the hell. You wouldn't let a dog or a cat up on the counter while you were cooking, would you???]

[Fuyuhiko continues to look sternly at the dragons for another minute or so, arms folded on his chest. But...dammit, he just can't stay mad at these little guys. They're too cute...]

[So, eventually, he sighs and leans back down, holding an arm out to each dragon so they can scamper up onto his shoulders if they want.]

Alright, come on then. If you stay put, you can watch from my shoulders, got it? No jumping down or digging in with your claws, otherwise you'll have vegetables for lunch instead of fish.

[Kougetsuren grimaces at the mention of vegetables, giving a disgusted little noise. Ewwww. Gross. Veggies! After expressing his displeasure, he winds his way up his scion's arm to perch himself on Fuyuhiko's right shoulder. Fish, fish, fish!!!]

[tookforgranite]

[Okay first of all dogs are either too big or too uncoordinated to be up on the counters. Cats, on the other hand...she might let one of them up there. They're a little more graceful than dogs. No offense to dogs of course, she loves them, but let's be real here.

She watches as her dragon follows the little white one's example, winding up his other arm in excitement. There wasn't any distasteful sound about veggies, and once she's on his shoulder she's rubbing her nose and cheek against Fuyuhiko's face. She loves you! She knew you couldn't stay mad at her. Fish, fish, fish!!!!]

On your shoulders, huh?

[You're a real softy, aren't you bro? Here she thought you might make her take them out of the kitchen but look at you. Though doesn't that make it a little difficult to cook?]

[impheired]

[Fuyuhiko gives Eibitsuki an ever so slight cheek nuzzle in return. The most slight. Because your scion is here and she'll give him shit for being too much of a softy if she saw something like that. But rest assured, he loves you too, little shit though you may be.]

Yeah, Kougetsuren likes watching and I don't see any reason not to let him. So long as he's not standing on the damn counter.

[If he were actually cooking, maybe. But...he's not really cooking here, is he? Just cooking and mashing up fish for their toothless dragons...]

[tookforgranite]

[She can give him plenty of nuzzles on her own to make up for the lack of some on his end. Even as she excitedly squeaks about the fish being done up.]

Maybe it'll teach'em how to make their own fish up.

[Natsumi moves to stand next to him, watching him work for a moment before moving to their ice box instead. You do your fish thing bro, she'll get lunch started.]

Okay so...do you want the beef-ish meat or the pork-ish meat? Or do you want fish?

[They aren't true beef and pork...at least she doesn't think so. Is it still the same kind of meet even if they aren't on the same planet?]

[impheired]

Beef, definitely.

[It's said without a moment's hesitation. As much as he likes fish, he's never really in the mood for it immediately after making the dragon mush. Perhaps understandably.]

[Once he gets a fish out of the icebox, he sets to gutting it. He's still not exactly the best at this part, but without their dad there with them, necessity made him learn. And he can manage it well enough, especially considering the fish is just going to be ground up in the end.]

Or whatever it is. Weird magic cow.

[tookforgranite]

[There's a affirmative noise from her as she moves to pull out some beef and other ingredients to work with after him. He can have fun getting personal with his fish, she's gonna whip up some delicious beef dish. There's a snort of laughter at the "magic cow" comment.]

Putting it that way makes me wonder if we should be eating this shit. Next thing you know we're gonna start flying because we've been eating magic meat.

[Okay, time to start prepping for this food.]