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A Call Me Out Meme has been discovered!



Okay, yeah there's nothing special about this, it's just your standard CMO but your only choices are Dangans. I wanted to have some fun with it, execute me why don't you. ANYHOO, just put the character you want in the subject line and let's have some fun! Please don't feel like you're limited to dangans just because they're the only characters I feel like playing right now, as always I love me some cross canon interactions. Brackets, prose, former game universes...it's whatever floats your SHSL Party Boat here. Just put the character you want in the subject line, give me a scenario, and have at it! (just please nothing age-inappropriate for Nagisa because he's literally 10, thank you!)

If you can't think of (or decide on) a scenario on your own, feel free to nab something off bakerstreet. Some suggestions are: the random scenario meme, tfln, the hurt/comfort meme, the body heat meme, the beach meme, the childhood meme, you should have knocked, the soulmates meme, caught in the rain

Comments

[maskinglayer]

Just curious. [That's why!] I guess I wouldn't do anything different if I had three noses. Just having them would make me even uglier, so all I'd have to do is just act normally. But I wonder if you could smell better if you had three instead of one. Would that give you three times the smelling power, you think?

[There...the snake head is just about finished now. Look at those pretty convincing fangs and tongue! He needs to add some eyes and then he can start working on scales.]

Wait, I know what I'd do. Having three noses means you'd have three times the boogers! I'd totally use that to gross out all the girls. Or I'd stick a finger in each one and make really really disgusting faces at them, huehuehue...

[That'd be really great. Imagine how disgusted the girls would be! Maybe a few of them would even scream!!]

[expectional]

You aren't ugly, Jataro, we've been through this. [He could address the whole issue of "does three noses give you three times the smelling power" thing but...this is more important. So much so that the response is automatic.] Even Kotoko-chan says you aren't, and you know her standards when it comes to saying things are cute.

[STOP PUTTING YOURSELF DOWN, BOY.]

[maskinglayer]

[He pauses his work, looking back over at Nagisa for a few moments. He was right, of course. Kotoko does have very high standards when it comes to things like that. It's just hard to get out of that mind set. He's still convinced it's just easier being ugly and hated in the end...]

I'd be ugly if I had three noses.

[That's the best response he's got, turning back to his sand snake. Despite wanting to tell him he's wrong, he's sure that'd just start an argument and he just can't win arguments against Nagisa. That's impossible. Unless he's with the other two and they just tackle their friend or something to get him to shut up anyway.]

[expectional]

[He knows. Trust him, he knows how hard it is to get out of that horribly broken mindset. He's going through the same issue, they all are. But he figures it can't hurt to keep giving the others little reminders. That's really the only way to work against a toxic mindset isn't it?]

That would depend on where the noses are, wouldn't it? You never said they all had to be on your face. That said... [He shifts a little, looking up from the sand snake and clearly deep in thought.] I'm not sure if having three noses would actually give you three times the smelling power. You would think it would but...each nose would still have the same limitations as a human nose. It wouldn't be as though you had a dog's nose instead, for example. Though I suppose three noses would serve to magnify odors. So...in that sense, yes, you would have a stronger sense of smell...

[maskinglayer]

[It's so hard...but the reminders do help. Mostly. He appreciates it either way, even if he disagrees.]

I'd be okay with having normal nose power I think. I don't think I'd like smelling really gross things much, like cooked veggies.

[You know, the ones that are steamed to the point of being gross and mushy and who could stand eating that kind of stuff???]

If you had noses anywhere else that'd be really weird. And I still think it'd be pretty ugly. I mean, who wants a nose on their chest? Or their butt?

[expectional]

Well, nobody would want that, no. But you've just made my point for me. [He looks at Jataro.] The position would matter. If you had noses on your chest or your rear end, nobody would know because they wouldn't be able to see them. They'd be under your clothes. And people only judge your looks based on what they can see.

[maskinglayer]

B-but!! You'd see a bump! If you had a nose under your shirt you'd definitely see a bump where it is! And everyone would wonder what it is and think it's some kind of big mole or huge pimple or something and they'd definitely think you're ugly then!!