Ding dong bing bong...

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A Call Me Out Meme has been discovered!



Okay, yeah there's nothing special about this, it's just your standard CMO but your only choices are Dangans. I wanted to have some fun with it, execute me why don't you. ANYHOO, just put the character you want in the subject line and let's have some fun! Please don't feel like you're limited to dangans just because they're the only characters I feel like playing right now, as always I love me some cross canon interactions. Brackets, prose, former game universes...it's whatever floats your SHSL Party Boat here. Just put the character you want in the subject line, give me a scenario, and have at it! (just please nothing age-inappropriate for Nagisa because he's literally 10, thank you!)

If you can't think of (or decide on) a scenario on your own, feel free to nab something off bakerstreet. Some suggestions are: the random scenario meme, tfln, the hurt/comfort meme, the body heat meme, the beach meme, the childhood meme, you should have knocked, the soulmates meme, caught in the rain

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[hinatatas]

[Fashionable for an old-folks home, maybe.

In other circumstances, she might have laughed awkwardly at almost knocking someone over. Normally she's not so clumsy as all that; for an instant, she thinks maybe she should just make a joke about how short the other boy is to relieve the embarrassment of almost knocking him over.

Any of her normal quips or apologies are cut off in a kind of muffled squeak at what he says. No, no, that can't be right... there's no way his tattoo matches, right?]

N-no way... [she says, holding both hands up and taking a step back, trying not to panic. This guy sounds like yakuza, and he's Main Course, and-- shit! She could actually die!!]

What... did you say?

[impheired]

What, you deaf as well as stupid? [He folds his arms over his chest, lip curling into a bit of a sneer.] I told you to watch it, dumbass. As in, watch where you're going? Y'know, because if you'd been doing that, you probably wouldn't have run right fucking into me?

[It's a pretty reasonable response to almost being bowled over, he's pretty sure? He's not sure why she's so confused about this. These reserve course kids...they really are dumb, aren't they? Gotta spell everything out for them...]

[hinatatas]

...

[What if she just... walked away. She could do that. Maybe his tattoo doesn't even match hers! She could just turn around and leave this Main Course jackass behind her. She'd probably be better off!!

...And then spend the rest of her life wondering if she'd royally screwed up meeting her One And Only soulmate. Which would absolutely be par for the course for her incredibly ordinary, average life.]

Sorry, I don't make a habit of looking toward the ground when I'm walking... [she says instead, holding up both hands as if to try to call a truce. While... simultaneously making fun of his height.]

[impheired]

[Fuyuhiko stiffens, eyes going wide and once again blazing with rage. Short though he may be, that jab didn't go over his head. He reaches up, grabbing hold of Hajime's collar so that he can pull her down to eye level.]

You got a death wish or something, bitch? Call me short one more time, and your little finger's gonna be the only part of you that makes it back home.

[hinatatas]

Gyaaah!

[She shrieks at getting pulled down, hands still half-raised as she stares wide-eyed at him. No, she takes it back, she doesn't need a soulmate like this!! She'll be lonely forever, it's fine!]

O-oi, let go, jerk! I never said that, just let go already!!

[impheired]

[Tbf, you're hardly what he was expecting either, missy. Not that he's realized exactly what this meeting is just yet. His temper is still running too high for him to think about the cryptic tattoo that's been on his ankle since the day he was born.]

Don't give me that shit, it was implied. Don't try and tell me you weren't thinking it!

[Unfortunately, he's not ready to let go of her collar just yet. Sorry, Hinata... Surely he'll let go of you eventually...]

[hinatatas]

I wasn't! I swear! I'm just saying you're shorter than I am, anyone can see that!!

[She really needs to just. Stop talking. Or she needs someone to intervene. Unfortunately she's Reserve Course, so no one's going to even think about stepping in.]

Just let go of me already!